Scientist make a new molecule called Di-positronium, an element with positrons rather than neutrons. A positron is a positively charged antiparticle. This bodes well. Mirrors made of Di-positronium will make us look great in the morning. We’ll use Di-positronium pills to alter our pessimistic attitudes. Eyeglasses of Di-positronium will make your partner look like Angelina Jolie (or Brad Pitt)! Best of all, Di-positronium can be made into giant gamma ray lasers and we can destroy anyone who doesn’t agree with us.